Steve the possum woke up with a hangover. "Goddammit every time," he mused to himself. Oh Steve, you really don't understand the consequences of alcohol do you.
Steve stumbled into the backyard, where he found Dave asleep on a pool floatation device. He noticed Dave was sinking. "He will save himself," Steve said.
Two hours later Dave died and was reincarnated as The Tenth Demon Of The House of Andromalius.
Steve went to find Nicholas Cage The Possum. Nicholas Cage the Possum was sitting on the couch. Steve poked Nicholas Cage. "Dude. Is Dave dead," Steve asked. "That's what he gets for using a pool floatation device. Everyone knows possums can't use those".
"Why not?". "Cause they don't have thumbs". After a long discussion about thumbs, there was a knock on the door. "I wonder who would be knocking at this hour," Steve said. He went and opened the door.
"Hello, it is I. The Frenchiest Fry(.jpeg)," said the fat raccoon sitting on the doorste-
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The Planet of Retarded Possums And Other Majestic Shit
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