Once upon a time there was magical opossum named Steve, and for a small nighttime creature that plays dead and stinks to high hell when approached by predators, Steve was pretty damn cool. Steve had a group of friends call the "Oposse" sorta like a posse but with o at the front to symbolize the fact they were opossums. As you can tell Steve is a very clever guy and also really funny. Anyways Steve was chilling with his bros like usual when suddenly a letter arrived in the mail. "Yo Steve my dude what is that ever so radical letter you got there," Dave the Dastardly Dude asked Steve. "Why my bro I'm not sure I'm a possum and we don't get mail this is most mysterious," Steve replied. And after discussing if it was discrimination that possums don't get mail the Oposse completely forgot about their situation and went to a topless bar cause that's how awful and cool Steve was at the same time.
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The Planet of Retarded Possums And Other Majestic Shit
De TodoHi there friend and welcome to the greatest adventure you will ever read ever filled with cool action and sex and cool things and space my dudes and also guest appearance by Nicholas Cage
