Okay so.. STORYTIMEEE!
Gather round children as I tell you a mortifying story of me and my awkward self.
ANYWAYS.
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So yesterday, my sister's hockey team had an end-of-year party, and siblings could come, and we were playing paintball indoors, but instead of paintballs, they were these little yellow rubber balls that hurt like a bitch. So when we got there, probably half the team was there, and there was this one kid on the team that was and still is like in love with me- let's call him Andrew- and Andrew just tackles me with hugs once we step in the door. To which I just start dying in the middle of the floor.
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Now, before I continue, there is this really hot guy that's a kid's brother- let's call him Brad- and I like Brad. Even though he's two years older than me and has a license and shit.
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Back to the story..
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So every family gets there, and Brad walks in, and I'm like, damn Brad back at it again with the grey hoodie. And he leaves with the team and coaches and dads to go down to the paintball platform and I'm left with all the moms and his sister.
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So after a while, some of us go down to play, not me cuz like I said, they hurt like a bitch, and I'm standing around and they let parents and kids go out, so I'm standing there, with Andrew and another kid- let's call him Finn-, and I kid you not, Brad was like f-ing Rambo out there he was SLAYING.
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So he sat off for one round and Andrew's mom goes,
"Em, you should go on!" Haha, bitch no. So I reply with, "No no no no, I cry like its nothing!" And then I hear Brad laughing from behind me and I was like, shit, shit, shit. He was laughing at me. Me.
SOOOO...
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They had this video presentation afterwards after we had pizza and everything, and after the presentation, I got up to walk somewhere, cause I was sitting right across from Brad, and when I tried to climb over a chair, I jumped sort of, and nearly fell over the chair and I was like, dodged a huge ass bullet there.
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So there was a second presentation after the first, and I was standing next to my mom's girlfriend, and while I was standing there, I would every so often glance at Brad, hoping he would be looking at me, but I think he caught me staring cause he got up and walked. away.
Oh, and he's my principal's son soooo, yeah.
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And also wtf is up with Fifth Harmony's Work From Home music video?! All they're doing is dancing provocatively at a construction site like you're gonna get hurt or some shit while you're busy twerking around a cement mixer like tf?
