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AA PART 2

Hello everyone, it's ya girl, Emily.

Welcome back to another installment of AA (actors appreciation), where I post beautiful gifs of beautiful men and cry about why I love them more than myself.

THIS MONTH IN AA:

I) ALAN TUDYK

This man is such a bright ray of sunshine honestly. He was such a big impact on my childhood and why I was honestly scared shitless of the group of sabertooth tigers from the 1st Ice Age movie. Of course I liked his character but still. He's in almost every movie I like, and his vocal range for movie voices is incredible and it's beautiful. But can I just talk about how perfect his jawline is?? Like you could cut your finger on that sharp piece of face. Not only that but he's also hilarious beyond compare like I cannot believe how someone can be so funny. And he plays K2-SO in Rogue One and I love K2 so much honestly he's literally such a real dude. Also this man is the biggest meme, honestly.

II) MICHAEL FASSBENDER

(Me @ this gif: "bury me in a y-shaped coffin for i am deaded")

How hot can an actor be? Michael Fassbender. That is how hot. He plays one of my favourite villains of all time (Magneto), and his work in the acting business is on top of anything. Let it be known that I've never cried in a theatre before I saw The Light Between Oceans. Dudes, I fucking lost it. If I could attach the clip from my friend's snapchat of me crying outside the theatre, I would. It's a mess. And his EYES.

THEY ARE EYES THAT ARE MEANT FOR A GOD.

III) JAKE JOHNSON

smol•bean: a way to explain something that is too cute and innocent for this world. ex. Jake Johnson

This man, I swear to god. He's the reason I started watching New Girl after watching Let's Be Cops, which was probably one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while. He's actually hilarious and a pretty good comedic actor, and his comedic timing is on point.

IV) GERARD BUTLER

Not much to say here, but this man is such a good actor in all genres of film, whether it's a comedy or action, he's just incredible at his art and he is incredibly gorgeous with or without his beard like I feel blessed.

V) RUSSELL CROWE

Storytime! So last semester, for the last three days, we watched Gladiator in my history class, and I decided to make the stupid decision to sit at the desks next to my teacher's desk with my friend, and the moment that Russell came onto the screen, I started gushing over his and his impeccable acting performance, and I was talking to my friend about his good looking face over and over, and all of a sudden my teacher said, "Okay Emily we get it, you want to marry Russell Crowe, can you be quiet please?" And my whole class died laughing and I never regretted it for a second. He's just so beautiful and I'm dead.

And that concludes the 2nd episode of AA! See you next time for episode 3!