Fluff my life

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Okay so I was just casually watching X-Files in my living room, like ya do, and my mum comes out of no where and is like,

"Em, I was in the break room at work today and we were listening to the radio." So I insert my hot topic self and go

"Someone stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence." But she continues babbling about something, until I heard,

"One two, Freddy's coming for you-"

And I was like

"MOM NOT AGAIN WITH THIS FREDDY KRUGER SHĪT YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WATCH WAY TO MUCH FORENSIC FILES AND I KNOW SHĪT THAT HAPPENS LIKE THAT FREDDY KRUGER SHĪT IS REAL!"

And I shīt you not, she just looks at me and is like,

"Em, he doesn't exist, just in the movies"

BUT STILL!

Am I the only person on Wattpad or in this world that is like terrified of sleeping or at this point of the f*cking dark like I have a poster of David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson next to my bed so that Mulder and Scully protect me from the ghosts and demons and shit like I don't got time to think about that stuff rn I have exams soon and I'm stressed AF.

So I have been sitting up for 45 minutes watching JessiSmiles, CleverTV, Buzzfeed and Dan and Phil videos trying to calm myself.

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