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Were ya ass was at/ lucas

Imagine

Your pov
I'm so tired of lucas and his shit I can't stand his cat trap lip having ass thinking he can stay out all night fuck no I heard the door unlock and open he came stumbling in I knew his ass was drunk ugh

You: WTF WAS YOU STUPID ASS AT

lucas: shhhhhh i-i wasssssss wiiiiithhhhhhhhh tthhhheee boyysssss

I couldn't even be mad I busted out laughing he sound so damn slow

Lucas: babbbyyy I wassssss ussiingg the potty and I big long thinggg was in my pants

Me: That was ya dick boy

Lucas: oohhhhhhh I peed on this girl and she got mad

Me: tf Lucas you ain't r.Kelly

I was still laughing I was trying to be mean and mad but I couldn't lucas sat down and I went to the bathroom I came back and he was face down ass up knocked out I took a pic and posted it

"Drunk ass he gone be mad"
I put a blanket on him and layed on the other couch

DONT EVER LET LUCAS DRINK

(SHORT IK BUT JUST A LIL SUM SUM FA YALL PLENTY MORE TO COME