Things I (in other words, my mom) has to Stop Buying
1. Baking soda toothpaste
Seriously, why not let me just rub a bar of soap all over my teeth? It'd taste better than that pure, goopy baking soda you get us to scrub our mouth out with. On the bright side I have the whitest teeth at school.
2. Sand Paper Toilet Paper
Blow your nose on it and it feels as if your sticking a prickly desert cactus up your nostril.
3. Unsweetened Cheerios
I know sugar is from the devil, but pleeeeasee can we just have an earthly breakfast every now and then?
4. Expired Yogurt
After I eat this junk, I need to wash my mouth out with that baking soda toothpaste!
5. Crusty Glue
It's some sort of black magic...
I check the glue at the store and it goopy and glue like... BUT the second I step out of the store doors, it seems to go crusty and dry. Why is THAT?!?!
6. Airy Chips
I blame the chip company for this one. Buy a bag of chips and open it to find that 60% of it is air.
"I just love it when the chip company is nice enough to put a dusting of chips in the bottom of those bags of air."
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