Skii's Junk: Rants

Things I don't get/hate about Makeup

Girl talk time.

There are some things I honestly do not get about makeup. I think it's cool if you wear makeup. I'm not dissing you if you do. Your choice whether to wear it or not but somethings REALLY shouldn't be done.

1. Eyebrows

What's in these days are thick, shapely eyebrows and, sure, they look fine to me but what I do NOT get is when girls draw on their own furry eyebrow colony on their foreheads. Seriously. You ain't a unicorn. Unibrows ain't attractive so please control yourself when your filling your eyebrows in.

2. Fake Eyelashes

Big lashes are in as well and I'm cool with this also but, like with the eyebrows, somethings shouldn't be done. Like enormous fake ones. Really? It looks as if there a black furry caterpillar perched on your eyelids for Pete's sake! So please, do humanity a favor, and just stick with mascara.

3. Foundation

Foundation nowadays come in all sorts of colors so everyone of every shade can use it. Not so people can use it to change their skin color. Really. You weren't born with naturally dark skin, so what? That's life. So please stop trying so hard. I'm pretty sure if they sold blue or green foundation, girls would buy it just because it's not their current skin color.

4. When 6-10 Year olds wear it

Sweetheart, I'm 14 and I STILL don't feel ready for makeup. I know different gals are ready at different times but you really shouldn't be thinking about guys at that age!

5. Having to wash it off

While I don't wear the stuff on a normal basis, I have worn it before due to me being in theater and all and let me tell you, that gunk must be like 727378% glue or something. My eyes burn like crazy from the soap and makeup in my eyes and I look like a mole when I'm done because my eyes are squinty.

And that concludes my rant on Makeup.