Words I'm Tired of Hearing
1. Literally
People constantly use this word to provide emphasis. But that is not what this word is supposed to be for! Half the time what the person just said that was "literal", wasn't. I heard these sentences only in the last week and I couldn't help but roll my eyes.
"I literally had a heart attack!"
I can only wish.
"This could literally go on forever!"
Technically no, because then you'd have to live forever and you can't because people are not immortal unless you have found the secret fountain of youth.
"I literally died!"
I'm so tempted to make this true.
"I ate so much I literally got sick."
"So you mean as opposed to figuratively?"
....blink.....
2. Ironically
This word is often place in front of a totally unreleated sentence so it makes no sense. Let me define Ironically for you:
In an ironic manner.
Used to denote a paradoxical, unexpected, or coincidental situation.
"ironically, the rescue craft that saved her was the boat she was helping to pay for."
3. Lol
Instead of laughing. This word makes you sound like a 21st century moron. Hate to break it to you. It also makes you sound like you need a life. Is it really that hard to just laugh?
You know what is Ironic? When you use this phrase verbally, this is what I'm doing.
4. Bae
Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc.
"Yes, I know you two hae been dating for all of twenty minutes. I know your dedicated. Can we move on now before I become sick?"
5. Awesome
Everything is awesome... cue the song:
Everything is awesome, everything is cool when your part of a team!
Everything is awesome, when you're living out a dream!
Like a wise person once said:
"Do not use the word awesome unless you have TEARS streaming down your face."
Awesome means inspiring awe.
NOT Taylor Swift, High School Musical, or Your new Boyfriend or Girlfriend.
6. Frozen
Yes, the movie was good, but now it is old. This word has been on the lips of every girl under age 10 in the last year. PLEASE just give it a rest.
7. Sor-ree! (Sorry)
When they don't really mean it.
8. Organic
Everything has to be organic now days to be healthy so this labeled has been plastered on everything, even when you look on the back at the ingredients to find that the first thing used in this is plastic, artificial flavoring, and rubber.
9. Like & Yeah
Anyone just want to SHOOT those girls who use these words, like, every other word? Seriously, I was listenign to a conversation and counted how many times these words were used.
I gave up once I reached triple digits.
10. Donald Trump (Technically two words, but still)
I honestly could care less about politics. I'm 14 years old. The most interesting thing about this guy, to me, is his epic comb-over.
11. Hate & Love
There is no in between. We live in a world of extremes. You either absultely hate something to death or Love it more than life itself.
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