1. When you don't hear what the person said.
I feel like such a moron when I ask what a person said and then I STILL don't understand what they repeated. Most of the time I just pretend I heard them but that can backfire when they start asking you questions about the thing.
2. When you are sitting between two people and the two people strike up a nice chat and lean around you to talk to the other person, usually about something you don't know about or have no input on.
Not only does this make me feel like a really fat cow when people are leaning around me to talk to the other person, I think it's sort of rude. Why don't you two reschedule this friendly meeting for another time and then you can even continue this talk over Tea.
3. When you Talk to someone and they're not even making an effort to listen to you.
I have animal urges to kill someone when I'm having a deep meaningful conversation and they're just on their phone, texting away probably having a deep meaningful conversation with the other person over text.
Yeah, well, I hope they ignore you just like you did me, ya jerk!
This is extremely rude. It's also annoying when they say they're listening but they're usually not. Sometimes I feel like saying whatever just to see how much they're "Not listening".
Me: You know, I'm going to kill your cousin's dog!
The other person: Mmmm.
Me: And am going to tattoo a singing hippo on my forehead.
The other person: Mmmm.
Me: And change my name to Mrs.Octganapus III
The other person: Mmmm.
But that can really backfire if the other person really IS listening...
Me: Hey Tiffany!
Tiffany: Hey Sky- I, er, mean, Mrs.Octganapus.
That's your cue to hunt that person down, and shoot them.
4. When you tell a joke and you're the only laughing so you tell it again in case your audience didn't hear.
It's okay. Some people just aren't cultured or are just idiots. Or both.
5. When you had something really witty to add to the conversation and you say it without realizing the convo has moved on.
Then everyone is like, "Um, we stopped talking about that ten minutes ago."
Then you just crawl into a hole and never come out or see the light of day again because your so embarrassed.
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Skii's Junk: Rants
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