Ahh! Summer is finally here! And you know what comes with! Popsicles, Swimming, no school, sunbur- WAIT! Sunburn?!?!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I hate sunburn! I mean, who doesn't? But I have a special hatred for this due to my very pale and easily burnt skin and that fact that I have to work outside often due to me living on a farm.
And I don't even get tan afterwards. I get less pale if anything at all. I usually go from scorching tomato red and back to pasty white. I feel sort of cheated.
Once I was sitting beside a window in a car for an hour or so and I fell asleep and when I woke up, my knees were burnt! The Window wasn't even opened! Gaaaahhh!!
I also hated it when you get burned, and you can't sleep for three nights in a row! It's awful! Every which-way you turn it feels as if your sitting in a frying pan. I know what it feels like to be constantly turning your pillow over to the "cool side".
Then, afterwards, your gonna peel! While I get a strange satisfaction out of it when my sunburn peels, you gotta admit, it's kind of disgusting. It makes you feel as if your some sort of snake shedding it's skin.
And then you have to go on through life know that you probably just increased your risk of skin cancer by 100%. Thank, Sun.
The reason I bake so easily is I have some Irish blood. But all I got was the skin and I don't even have a good accent to make up for it. Life is so unfair.
It's also very unprofessional to walk around looking like a sun-dried tomato.
People ask me since I live on a farm if I get a "farmer's tan". I simply laugh and say I get a "farmer's fry".
YOU ARE READING
Skii's Junk: Rants
RandomSometimes you just gotta get it out. My take on this (sometimes) very crummy world. Side note: Unlike many other rant books, this book does not contain swearing or anything mature. That is something I have always found annoying when reading rant bo...
