This is probably one of the stupidest and pettiest rant I'm ever going to do but aren't all of mine like this anyway? I mean, seriously, I just spent my time writing about "orbs" in the last chapter for Pete's sake! (By the way, who the heck is Pete?)
Anywho, I'm going to rant about popping the "P".
Have you ever read this sentence before:
"Nope," he/she said, popping the "P".
I don't have anything against this phrase, I just find it often over-used. Like so:
"How's the Peeled Pinapple?" he asked, popping the "P's".
"Perfect!" she said, popping the "P".
"I hope you're not Pulling my Pimply, Purple Piranhas!!" he said with a chuckle as he popped all the "P's".
"Don't worry. Hang onto your puked popcorn," she replied popping EVEN MORE STINKIN' "P's".
Really? Is this a contest to see who can find the most words with "P" in it?
Funny story time; my younger sibling read this phrase and she asked, "does "P" stand for pimple or..."
Okay, sorry, that was kind of gross, but I had to share. You get the point.
The way people are popping, you'd think I'm in a bubble-wrap factory!
Yeah, sorry, but I just couldn't keep it in. I know I'm petty. And for your info, I popped that "P" too.
Sue me.
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