Let me take a moment to rant about one thing that puts me through constant pain and agony everyday. It brings tears to eyes the moment I see (and feel) it.
It is.... HANGNAILS!!!
SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
I hate hangnails. So small, yet so annoying. And another thing; They're no big deal until it happens to you. Kind of like papercuts.
One minute I'm sitting in church like a good little girl, and the next I hold in the shrieks of pain as blood gushes out of my finger and I'm going to die because of blood loss.
And, it never fails, they always happen when you forget the nail clippers. But you can't wait for a freakin' half hour to reach home and use them. You must rip this sucker off RIGHT THIS RED HOT SECOND, NO EXCUSES, DO NOT QUESTION IS, THIS IS HOW THE UNIVERSE WORKS.
And they sting like crazy when you wash your hands. Especially when mom gets the lemon scented soap that stings like heck.
Then after you bandage your little boo-boo, you must wait for it to heal only to get another one on your other finger. Ain't irony great?
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