Dumb FanFiction Moments [unedited]

Chapter 4

Hey guys! Keep saying what annoys you cause so far I've only got one -.-

~Skylar

~(Sent in from @crazymofos99) "When you see those pregnant by my bully books. Why in the hell are you fucking your bully, one he called you fat, and a whore, but the next thing you know your in bed... together. Because you know you really like being a fat whore, definitely the key to a woman's heart >.<"

You my friend, have your shit together.

~ How the parents always seem okay with everything:

"Hey mom I'm going out with my drug dealing, London's most wanted, cold-blooded murder boyfriend Harry!"

"Okay sweety have fun."

I wish my mom was that nice.....

~ When Julia dresses like a complete skank when she goes out, but has a stroke when old men try to rape her.

Cause you know men like that usually dig nun's.

~ Harry Styles runs into Julia knocking her over...

"Hey want to be my girlfriend?"

*le facepalm*

~ How if they fight, the boy sings one of their songs, claiming he wrote it less than 1 hour ago.

Your a filthy liar! You little plageriser.....seems legit.

~ How come in every Harry story he ends up cheating!

Like seriously I could never see him doing that!

I mean for God sakes the boy still finds knock-knock jokes funny....

~ With any of the boyxboy preferences the author always gets really detailed with Larry shit, but nothing else...

WHAT ABOUT NIAM SHIPPERS WE HAVE HOPES TO YA KNOW!

~ When ever the author kills anyone off it's always Niall.

The poor boy just turned twenty and he's already died thousands of time!

~When the author hAs to mention Niall's Irish.

"There's are little Irish snowflake!"

Are you serious! I swore to God he was Japanese...

~ "Ew it's the Wanted!"

*casually reaches through the computer screen and strangles you*

~ The smirk

Annoys

The

Fuck

Out

Of

Me.

Incase you'd like to know.

~ When the outfits don't match:

Pink Blouse

Ugly Green Shorts

Military Boots

"Up next on What Not To Wear..."

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Sorry its short but I feel lazy.....