Dumb FanFiction Moments [unedited]

Chapter 23

Hey guys! How was you're Christmas?

Hopefully good, sorry I took so long and that it's short hopefully I can update again Saturday!

Skylar xx

~"I don't fucking care I'm the shit you motherfucking bastard." I say towards Harry.

Wow, look at you.

Cussing multiple times in one sentence.

Aren't you just so cool.

~ "Zayn was a nice guy and all but he wasn't quite my type."

{Ron Weasley voice}

Mental, that one.

~ "Hi, I'm Julia."

Hi, I'm leaving.

~ "Our lips crashed together."

*re-reads sentence making sure I read it correctly*

~ Alright, Harry is not some fucking giant guys!

Literally in every story he 'towers over' everyone but in reality he's only 5'11.

My dad's 5'11 and he doesn't 'tower over' anyone he's actually average height.

~ When author's don't proof read and it looks like this:

" hey julia wantto go to tbe funky buda tokmigt?"

*Closes laptop and does something productive*

~ "@%*!?" I said towards Harry.

Um, pardon me but does anyone have a 'Dumbass to English' dictionary?

~ Dear 9 year old smut authors,

Where in the world are your parents?

  Sincerely,

                   Seriously do they not monitor you?

~ Plot:

A girl younger than 16 dating Harry Styles, and never having any legal troubles.

*Goes to authors homepage to find she's 13*

"Well, that explains it."

~ When Julia falls in love with her kidnapper.

Oh, so guys who 'blindfold you while throwing you in their trunk and take you to a secret location where you'll live forever' is your type?

Well then.