Dumb FanFiction Moments [unedited]

Chapter 24 (Final)

~ Stories placed in the U.K.

Author writes about grocery shopping in Wal-mart or Target.

Unless this is some alternate universe, Wal-mart and it's little pal there better hop back across the pond because, they don't exist over in Europe.

~ His lips 'massaged mine'

*looks at I-pad confusingly*

What the hell did I just read!?

~ When Julia and Harry fight for the very first time and she's now unsure if they're good for each other.

Like hun, relationships are not perfect they're going to have their ups and downs, you just need to chill out and quit over reacting.

~ "Coolio" I replied

Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize we were still in sixth grade, just let me go grab my silly bands.

~ "I fluttered my eyes open"

Maybe you should 'flutter' away

~ How Julia gets ready in .3 seconds.

Like, the person who commented this I take like, 50 years to just find a shirt.

Julia got skills.

~Julia leaves.

Niall, being the talented human GPS he is automatically finds her in under an hour.

Zero help or directions.

~ *Louis drinks 2 drinks*

*Is an absolute shit faced, horny, wildman 2.2 seconds later*

~ A cheeky grin

Toothless grin

A beaming smile

A sexy smirk

A dimpled smile

Is the only way people smile, any other way is considered unnatural.

~ "Omg, he totally likes meh! I mean who wouldn't!"

Well, with that attitude, no one.

~ "He starred at me."

Wow, that's interesting. Please tell me how he 'starred' at you?

What is this art of 'starring'!?

~ Wake up: X

Make out for 20 minutes with Harry: X

Um, I think you missed a step... it's called brushing you teeth.

~ "I could sense his smile through the phone."

Wait, what?

~ Liam's 'puppy dog' eyes.

Lol, stahp

~ 1D's ship sinks.

Sadly, member Zayn Malik doesn't make it due to his incapability to swim.

I'm sorry, but no, just no, please.

(last one I'm sobbing)

~ "Don't fall for me I'm to damaged."

If you say so *shrug*

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