Sorry, this is a little short but I need to update another story and study for finals at the same time I'll write a longer one hopefully on Friday!
Skylar Xx
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~ Favoritism
If you're are level headed you should know where I'm going, if not? Listen closely.
Harry Styles is not the only member of One Direction.
Therefore, I should not just see Harry Styles fan fiction in every area imaginable.
I should see Louis, Zayn, Liam, and Niall fan fiction right next to his.
Please.
~ "I knew he was bad for me. That I shouldn't be with him, for he was dangerous. But, I couldn't stay away.."
Wow, that's a great decision.
I can total tell you used your common sense.
~ When the story starts with some really deep love quote or prologue.
BUT, because there's always a but, it isn't an amazing love story that brings tears to your eyes. It's about Julia, meeting Niall in Starbucks then acting like a barbarian with the other 4 boys.
*stares at screen*
Dude, why play me like that?
~ Were: second person, singular, past.
Where: directing to a place
We're: we are
No need to thank me.
~ Look Guys I'm Being So Grammatically Correct Using Capital Letters For Each New Word! I'm Such A Genius!
lol, no.
~ Their baby dies in a car accident.
*grabs tissues*
*closes door*
*shuts off computer*
*lays down*
No, seriously.
Why do that?
That's so sad, heartbreaking, and absolutely horrible to think about.
~ Harry's a demon.
If I was Julia I'd pack up my bags and move to deserted island in the Philippines were he has absolutely no way of finding me.
But, what does she do?
Stays.
*leaves computer while mumbling dumbass*
~ "You're Harry Styles from One Direction!" I say towards the familiar curly haired, green orbed man.
No, he's Tom Parker from the Wanted.
Get your facts straight.
~ "I don't believe the baby's mine!"
Even though you were a virgin until I fucked you 2 nights ago.
~ One Direction intermixed with Star Wars.
Yeah, I just don't think I'm feeling this one.
~ Smut Smut Smut Smut Smut Smut Smut Smut Smut...Smut.
Sorry, there's no meaning behind this one it's just a really fun word to write and say.
YOU ARE READING
Dumb FanFiction Moments [unedited]
FanfictionThis book is a work of pure humor, not meant to demean anyone. FYI I made this when I was young and poor in writing. So excuse my poor grammar.