Dumb FanFiction Moments [unedited]

Chapter 19

OKAY! So I'm guessing most of you saw 1DDay, and I have to say it was fucking perfect I mean  the work out scene, Talk Dirty To Me, Harry Pottery, Harry jumping to Paul, the modeling just everything was per-fect!

Skylar Xx

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~ When you read this freaking amazing summary and your all pumped to read the story, cause like damn! This looks amazing!

Then you click to find it's in a whole other language.

Okay, question time!

WHY WOULD YOU WRITE YOUR STORIES SUMMARY IN FUCKING ENGLISH BUT NOT THE ACTUAL STORY!

~  Julia's this perfectly skinny girl and has guys drooling all over her but... always complains she's 'fat'

Oh, but of course you are.

I mean just look at that thigh gap and flat stomach, when was the last time you've been to the gym!?

~ Julia's got an iron bladder.

Like, no this isn't the fucking Sims.

You should pee as much as the next person, and if you don't.

Go see a doctor...

~ "Oh, I suck at singing!"

*Sings not even two seconds of song and gets record deal, put into a girl band, and becomes a multi-millionaire*

Lol, definitely a Fan Fiction.

~ Julia starts dating Harry, going steady, moves in with him, and gets engaged in less than 2 weeks.

Slow down.

I haven't even got time to think yet.

~"Hi I'm Julia, and I'm a secret agent!"

{Chokes on imaginary drink}

{Snorts from laughter}

{Dies on floor}

~ {Author's mind}

"Oh, my readers really like this couple! What should I do to spice it up?"

"Ooo,I know I'll kill one of them off!!"

{My mind}

"It's like you don't want me to keep reading your story..."

~ "What will happen to Julia? Read to find out!"

Maybe I don't wanna "read to find out!"

~"Ugh, Julia your so tight!"

Ugh! I didn't want to know that.

~ When shower scenes take up a whole update.

Hhahahahaaha no. I want more of the story, not Julia rubbing her body with vanilla scented body wash.

~ "I really like to go light with my makeup!"

{Does cat eyes}

{Dark eye makeup}

{Powders on foundation}

You sure about that now?