Awesomeness of a Teenage Weirdo (One Direction Fan Fiction)

Before this Ends

As I was about to walk out of the door, I hear breathing... well, four sets of breathing... outside the door. I chuckled silently. Might as well make it a show, right? So I ran over to Harry, and whispered in his ear.

"Hey, are you still awake?"

"Mhm, why?" It seems like he's sobered up a little.

"Well, the boys are outside listening to us, so let's make a show, shall we?" I whispered, smirking. Harry returned the facial expression, and I went down to his feet, massaging them.

"Harder!" Harry comanded, so I rubbed his feet harder. "Ah, that's nice." He sighed, holding back a laugh.

"You know, these are really big." I said, pointing to his feet.

"Ah, not really. Yours are bigger!" He said, pointing to my small feet.

I laughed, "Haha, sooo funny. Does this feel good?" I asked in a seductive tone.'

"Very." He said, sighing. All the boys trampeded into the room.

"What's going on here?" Louis demanded, crossing his arms.

"I'm massaging his feet. I read online that it sobered people up, why?" I asked in an innocent tone. All the boys looked around, embarrassed.

"It was Louis' idea!!" The boys and Ed yelled, pointing at the convict.

"Whaaaa? No, it wasn't. I don't know what you're talking about. I am completely innocent!" He screamed, running out of the room, flailing his arms around. I chuckled at Louis' reaction, climbing into the comfy bed with Harry next to me. He flew his arm around my shoulders, which made me flinch and tense up.

"Uh... sorry..." He apologized, the boys staring at me and Harry in wonder.

"No, it's okay, really. Just... don't do it so quickly next time, okay?" I asked, pulling his arm around me.

"Finally, you two made up! It's been, like, two hours!" Louis yelled, entering the room again. "Hey, Jules, are you sleeping over tonight?" Lou asked, staring at me in wonder.

"Oh, no, I'm staying at Connor's..." I immediately trailed off, thinking about him. "Aw, shit! I forgot to text him that I was staying the night here!" I got up and got my phone, dialling his number.

"Hello?" He answered, yawning.

"Aww, did I wake you up from your little three o'clock nap?"

"Yes, yes you did."

"Well, I'm staying over the boys how's tonight, so no need to call the cops if I don't come home late!"

"Yeah, yeah, okay. Bye bye, bestie!"

"Bye-bye, bestie westie!" I called back, hanging up. I loomed up at all six of them who had smirks on their faces. "Oh, God, what are you planning on?" I groaned. They all walked towards me mysteriously, even Harry, who I'm guessing sobered up after two hours or so. Guess he didn't drink that much.

Louis stopped in his tracks, as did the rest of the boys. "We're pregnant." They all said seriously.

"And I'm the father." I said back, taking some of my hair and pulling it over my top lip.

"Yup." They said back at the same time.

"You guy's are my sister wives now." I said in a deep voice. Harry ran up o me, picked me up, and spinner me around.

"Hey, hubby!" He squealed, using an over-exaggerated girl's voice.

"That's so offensive, I find it funny." I said in my normal voice, laughing. He slipped over a sock on the ground and fell down, me on top of him.