Tony
Iron Dad: Hey, mini me ?
Iron Daughter: Yesss........
Iron Dad: Could you tell your mother that I love her ?
Iron Daughter: Why? What did you do ?!?!
Iron Daughter: You bought her strawberries again, didn't you ?
Iron Dad: ........
Iron Daughter: Idiot..... >:(
Steve
Papamerica: howdoyouworkthisthing
Soldier: Use the space bar dad. It is the long thing at the bottom
Papamerica: Totes knew dat
Soldier: Don't try with the slang dad...
Papamerica: lol
Soldier: oh god damnit !!! :''(
Papamerica: Language !!!!
Clint
Big bird: Caw Caw
Baby bird: tweet tweet
Big bird: CAW CAW
Baby bird: TWEET TWEET
Big bird: CAW CAAAAAW
Baby bird: *Loads bow*
Big bird: CAWW CAAAWWWW
Baby bird: *Aims*
Big Bird: CAWW CAWW CAWW !!!
Baby bird: *Shoots and hits Big bird*
Baby bird: Tweet Tweet Motherfucker
Steve: Language !!!
Natasha
My little secret agent: MUM THERE IS A HUGE SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM
Mama Spider: .........and?
My little secret agent: KILL IT !??!!
Mama Spider: No they are of my kind
My little secret agent: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?!?! I AM YOUR DAUGHTER !?!?
Mama Spider: and I am The Black Widow....
My little secret agent: ..... :(
Bruce:
Greenie: Have you done your homework ?
Mini-Greenie: Yep
Greenie: And the extra curricular ?
Mini-Greenie: Yep
Greenie: and practice the glockenspiel ?
Mini-Greenie: The what ?
Greenie: Just checking that you were listening ;)
Thor
Hammer time: LITTLE WARRIOR WHERE IS THE POPTARTS ???
Little Warrior: You ate them Dad
Hammer time: I DID NO SUCH THING
Little Warrior: Dad I can see you with the empty box and crumbs round your beard
Hammer time: I SWEAR ON ODINS BEARD THAT I DID NO SUCH THING I WAS SIMPLY LOOKING AT THE PICTURE BOX THEN HAZAR THEY WERE ON MY LAP !!!!!
Little warrior: smh
Hammer time: WHAT IS THIS SMH? DID IT EAT MY POPTARTS ???
Loki
low key: You ate Thor's poptarts and blamed it on him didn't you?
High Key: Yep, u proud ??
Low Key: Of course little one
High Key: .. :)
Wanda
Little Witch: I love you so much mum, I think you are the most amazing person in the world and one day I hope I can be as confident and beautiful as you.
Mama Witch: What the hell did you do ??
Little Witch: Pfft, Me? Noooo......
Mama Witch: You are grounded
Little Witch: But it was Uncle Pietro's idea
Mama Witch: HA , So you did do something !!!?!?!
Little Witch: ....... :<
Pietro
Princess: Hold up
Speedy: They don't love you like I love you
Princess: Slow down
Speedy: Princessa no, I do not slow down.
Princess: Dad we had something then !!!!
Bucky
Dadaroo: Step away from the boy
Dadaroo: NOW
Doll: DAD ?!! WTF WHERE ARE YOU !?!
Dadaroo: I'm warning you step away from the boy...
Doll: BUT !?! DAD !?!
Dadaroo: Final Warning. Step away from the boy
Doll: DAD YOU CAN'T DO THIS ?!?
Dadaroo: I'm loading my gun
Doll: Fine......
Scott
Ant Dad: NANANANANANANA
Lady Bug: NANANANANA
Ant Dad: NANANANAN
Lady Bug: ANT-MAN !!!!!
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Avengers ~ Mummy/Daddy/Daughter One shots HIATUS
FanfictionThis is basically a bunch of one shots that I imagine if the avengers had a daughter this includes ~Pietro Maximoff ~Wanda Maximoff ~Tony Stark ~Bruce Banner ~Thor Odinson ~Loki Laufeyson ~Clint Barton ~Natasha Romanoff ~Steve Rogers ~Bucky Barne...
