Tony
Iron Dad: I lurve yu so much and I hope dat yu luve me tpo
Iron Daughter: I think you've had too much to drink , dada
Iron Dad: Wha ? Me ? Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Iron Daughter: oh dear god
Iron Dad: ........
Iron Daughter: Did you just pee in your suit !!? Again
Iron Dad: Yes ;) but down tell ayone dis our secret xmxox
Steve (let's just pretend, shall we ? ;D)
Papamerica: GOD BLESS AMERICA
Soldier:oh good god
Papamerica: AMAZING GRACE
Soldier: God please no
Papamerica: HOW SWEET THE SOUND
Soldier: Nooooooo !!!!!!!!
Papamerica: THAT SAVED A WRETCH LIKE ME !!!!
Clint
Big bird: I'M A BIRD MOTHERFUCKER IMMA BIRD
Baby bird: Dad.....
Big bird: LOOK AT ME MOTHERFUCKER IMMA BIRD
Baby bird: You are so drunk....plus Steve is going to have a fit over this bad language
Natasha
Mama Spider: pew
My little secret agent: ??
Mama Spider: pew pew ppws
My little secret agent: Mama..... Are you drunk or something ?
Mama Spider: No Ims juts fsbulus
My little secret agent: your going to have such a hangover in the morning :,)
Bruce:
Greenie: Why is da skys bleu ?
Mini-Greenie: Your a scientist dad, you should know this??
Greenie: Me ? Imma scientest ? Realy ?
Mini-Greenie: Yep
Greenie: wow....
Thor
Hammer time: GJDENVDSFDAEQ
Little Warrior: WHY ARE YOU SO DRUNK ??
Hammer time: JSKDIWNDZ.......
Little Warrior: dad put the blender down
Hammer time: DJANEILOKLSJENDIJEDI
Little warrior: there goes the blender.....
Little warrior: and your phone.........
Loki
low key: Odin is such a what you call "biatch"
High Key: dear god papa......
Low Key: whats I am ze onli godz
High Key: .....
Wanda
Little Witch: Mama stop dancing on the table .... For my sake and Steve's
Mama Witch: What ?? I am ze life of ze partayyyyyy
Little Witch: Well could the life of the party please stop dancing in the table
Mama Witch: You are grounded little missy moo flower poo
Little Witch: Wtf??
Mama Witch: Ye bitch
Pietro
Speedy: Iamfasterdensteveandsonicputtogetherbiyches
Princess: Dad your so drunk, just go to bed
Speedy: Noimnotyoucanttellmewhattodoyournotmymom
Princess: Yes but aunt Wanda can
Speedy: fine......
Bucky
Dadaroo: THERE IS A LADY STUCK IN MY PHONE !!!!!!
Dadaroo: ITS ALL HYDRAS FAULT
Doll: It's Siri dad, not a lady stuck in your Phone
Dadaroo: Oh. But it's still hydras fault
Dadaroo: I hate hydra
Dadaroo: they are meanies :(
Scott
Ant Dad: why is everything so big???
Lady Bug: you are in your ant man suit, puking over Anthony
Ant Dad: Ohhhhhhh
Lady Bug: smh :(
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Avengers ~ Mummy/Daddy/Daughter One shots HIATUS
FanficThis is basically a bunch of one shots that I imagine if the avengers had a daughter this includes ~Pietro Maximoff ~Wanda Maximoff ~Tony Stark ~Bruce Banner ~Thor Odinson ~Loki Laufeyson ~Clint Barton ~Natasha Romanoff ~Steve Rogers ~Bucky Barne...
