Jake
I wasn't that drunk...
Dude, we found you in your car.
That's not bad!
Your car was in the lake and you were screaming 'Ahoy mateys, we've reached land!'
Kill me now...
That's what i said last night when I realized I'm your best friend.
._.
YOU ARE READING
Comebacks & Jokes & Stupidity
HumorJust a book filled with: -sassy comebacks -bad jokes -weird riddles And stupidity!!! I just don't know what this is to be honest.