A little boy walked into his parents room to see his mother on top of his father bouncing up and down. The mother sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about her son has seen. She quickly dresses and goes to find him and when the son sees his mother he asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes i have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mother, puzzled.
"Well, each time you go shopping, the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up again!"
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Comebacks & Jokes & Stupidity
HumorJust a book filled with: -sassy comebacks -bad jokes -weird riddles And stupidity!!! I just don't know what this is to be honest.
