Friend: Hey, can you get me phone from inside?
Me: Yeah, sure.
Friend: Oi! Get some drinks too!
Me: Alright!
Friend: And some food!
Me: ...
Friend: And the computer!
Me: ...
Friend: Oh and get the-
Me: Would you like me to polish your tiara too princess!
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Comebacks & Jokes & Stupidity
ЮморJust a book filled with: -sassy comebacks -bad jokes -weird riddles And stupidity!!! I just don't know what this is to be honest.
