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Friend: Hey, can you get me phone from inside?

Me: Yeah, sure.

Friend: Oi! Get some drinks too!

Me: Alright!

Friend: And some food!

Me: ...

Friend: And the computer!

Me: ...

Friend: Oh and get the-

Me: Would you like me to polish your tiara too princess!

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