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Hey Steve! Yo mama so fat, I jog around her for exercise!

Josh, look who you just sent that to.

Oh Mrs.Johnson! I didn't actually mean that! It's just a joke!

I know, but just remember that you were so ugly, yo mama stuffed your face into dough to make gorilla face cookies.

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