No.18

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A woman boarded a bus carrying her new born. The bus driver said to her, 

"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

The woman trudged to the rear of the bus, sat down fuming and said o the man next to her, 

"That driver Just insulted me!"

"You go right up there and tell him off," the man said.

"Go ahead, I'll hold you monkey for you."

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