No. 27

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Idc that ur cheated on me I f**ked your best friend anyway so HA!

Okay, 1) That's a lie, he's in Wales for 2 weeks 

2) I didn't cheat on you, the perfume you smelt was my mum's and 

3) *your

Oh I'm sorry bbay I was just sad I hadn't seen you for to weeks:( I'm still YOU'RE girl :) xxxx

Okay, 1) You're pathetic, making sh*t up 

2) *baby 

3) *YOUR 

4) *two

5) you're not my girl anymore.

OH F**K U

Okay, 1) I have f**ked you, many times.

2) I wouldn't ever again anyway 

3)*you

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