Comebacks & Jokes & Stupidity

No.33

That one friend...

Come on i wasn't that drunk, was I?

Dude in WalMart when the intercom thing came on you dropped to your knees and screamed, "THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!"

...Awesome

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Dude why is there a crack on my phone

Last night while you were drunk you threw your phone

Now why would I do that

You put it on airplane mode and threw it. You kept yelling, "TRANSFORM DAMN YOU!"

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I wasn't that drunk, i drove myself home.

Dude don't even try denying it

...?

I drove you home while you drove with a paper plate.

Oh I thourght that was a dream

Idiot.

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Man i wasn't even that drunk. Come on.

Dude, you shaved your head and told everyone you were Britney Spears...

That's not so bad.

And then you gave me your belt and started singing 'hit me baby one more time'

Sweet mother of god