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Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

No but it stung like a b**** when i crawled out from hell.

Um...Do your feet hurt? Cause you've been running in my head all day.

Yes they do, chasing people in their nightmares is hard work.

Your pants would look great on my bedroom floor.

Cool, you can get them for $10 at K-mart. 


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