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Mum(:

Hey mum I'm going to the mall to buy some boobs, do you need anything while I'm there?

Wtf? Boobs? Honey, I know you don't have any but you don't need them to impress boys.

OH MY GOD MUM! I MEANT BOOTS!! AND I DO HAVE BOOBS!

Hmm. sure.

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