Mum(:
Hey mum I'm going to the mall to buy some boobs, do you need anything while I'm there?
Wtf? Boobs? Honey, I know you don't have any but you don't need them to impress boys.
OH MY GOD MUM! I MEANT BOOTS!! AND I DO HAVE BOOBS!
Hmm. sure.
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Comebacks & Jokes & Stupidity
HumorJust a book filled with: -sassy comebacks -bad jokes -weird riddles And stupidity!!! I just don't know what this is to be honest.