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yo whre u att gurl? sooo f*ckin hammered. come to briatneys. we gon get white gurl wasssted

Hi there, Random Intoxicated Person. while i would love to abandon my sobriety in the manner of a Caucasian female, as you so eloquently suggested,

I am unable to do so. i have a woefully boring engagement, know to many as a *job* , that starts promptly at 8 tomorrow. Therefore, i must decline your invitation.

Nevertheless, i wish you all the best. Please extend my sincerest regrets to *Briatney*

da fukc? lol ru drunk already??

Alright....let's try this again. OMG GURL U GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAY?

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