Texting Dad:
Hey son. Do you need anything from the store, while i'm here??
Yeah... Can you pick me up some condoms? I have a date tonight...
Son...
Yeah, Dad?
You realize you can't get you hand pregnant...

YOU ARE READING
Comebacks & Jokes & Stupidity
HumorJust a book filled with: -sassy comebacks -bad jokes -weird riddles And stupidity!!! I just don't know what this is to be honest.