Dog
Dude, I accidentally smashed a lamp.
Why do you ALWAYS break my stuff?
I don't ALWAYS break your stuff.
Remember when you CRACKED THE TV SCREEN?
Remember when you SHREDDED MY MATTRESS?
Remember when you PAID SOMEONE TO CUT MY BALLS OFF?
I'll just buy a new lamp.
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Comebacks & Jokes & Stupidity
HumorJust a book filled with: -sassy comebacks -bad jokes -weird riddles And stupidity!!! I just don't know what this is to be honest.
