No. 28

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Dude what happened last night...?

You were sooo f*ckin wasted dude.

Well what exactly happened?

You dove under a table with an air-soft gun, put a cooking pot over your head, and started yelling "echo tango, echo tango, requesting booze, over." into a shoe...

Is that why everyone is calling me Trooper now?

Most likely.

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