Texting:
Uh, Daddy, I got suspended...
WHT??? WHAT DID YOU DO??
Well, my ex BF was being a dick, so i told him off and he said: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" So i grabbed a dictionary, and threw it at his face and screamed "HOW'S THAT FOR WORDS NEVER HURT YOU, BITCH!" Then I ran away...
You are totally my daughter, I'll be right there.
YOU ARE READING
Comebacks & Jokes & Stupidity
HumorJust a book filled with: -sassy comebacks -bad jokes -weird riddles And stupidity!!! I just don't know what this is to be honest.
