Well, we all know it's not from how smart you are.
True.
THAT ISN'T HELPING! MY HEAD FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE FROM THE PAIN!
I HATE HEADACHES!
Alright, so I've had these for a week every...twenty sexonds, maybe.
I refuse to take a pill to help it. I have a huge fear of them, and always will.
Nope! No pills! Never! I would rather die of a serious illness!
OWWW!!!
WHY ARE YOU SAYING OW!? I'M THE ONE DYING!
I CAN STILL FEEL EVERYTHING YOU FEEL!
Oh yeah, I forgot you were me.
I'M STILL MAD!
YOU'RE ALWAYS MAD, LAURANCE! IT'S WHAT YOU DO! I CAN'T APOLOGIZE BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
Then stand, Alexander. Wehawken-
Nope, that's not how you spell it.
If only there was a machine that could tell me how to spell things...
There is-
NOT! THERE IS NO INVENTION!
But, there is-
NO WAY THAT COUPD EVER HAPPEN!
But-
IT'S STILL A SHAME!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT LAURANCE! THE ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A PHONE IS!
Then how is he here?
How am I here, then. We both know how.
Yeeaaaaahhh. NEXT QUESTION!
What's a phone? I know what a loan is! Is it close to that?
....Just, shut up.
Anyway, it's spelled "Weehawken".
How did you know that!?
From this thing that tells you-
SHE ALREADY KNEW!
YUP! DEFINATELY!
Alright, not to talk serious.
I know you guys probably wanted to hear my thoughts on PDH, but I feel like it's pretty straight forward.
You laughed at Aphmau's mother's sarcasm.
You laughed at her Beyonce jokes.
You knew what she was doing from the beginning.
You laughed at Travis's outfit.
You knew what Garroth was trying to do by laughing at Aphmau's mother's jokes.
And you wanted Laurance to be there just because you love him, but then you realize, Laurmau can never prosper, because of this Shadow Knight side he isn't controlling, and will probably kill Aphmau.
I have to rely on FanFictions.
And I don't read a lot of Laurmau FanFictions.
I read a lot of Garmau, just because there seems to be better author's on Garmau side.
Don't worry, I still read some Laurmau Fan Fiction, and most of your Fan Fiction.
You know who I'm talking about...
Other than that., I don't read Laurmau Fan Fiction.
And Garmau shippers, you won this time, but you probably will next time too, because I'm on this side, and my side always loses.
Jazz out-
YOU ARE READING
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