UF!Papyrus X Reader

Welcome to my Show

I kicked and flailed to get them to let go of me. What is with the kidnapping around here? I kicked one of the monsters as hard as I could.

*Rip*

What? I look down to see the monster's skin torn off. There was something wrong. The whole thing came off and it turned out to be a costume amazingly stitched together. Underneath the costume was a mini version of that Mettaton robot. Maybe if I shot them down with my sniper, they would let go....

I pull the sniper from my soul and aimed it towards the small little robot up front. I pull the trigger as it shot towards it. In a flash, the robot turns around and blows a kiss. A heart-shaped attack blocked the shot. I know I shouldn't be thinking this, but if my shot had missed, I would have gotten a heart attack. I was laughing at my own joke mentally, but I shook it off. I didn't have time to laugh. This time I took out the scythe and swiped it through the crowd of mini mettatons. They all broke in half and fell to the ground. One robot still remained and used it's last strength to push me through a door in the wall.

Wait. Not push. More like shoved. I staggered inside the room and almost face planted right there on the floor. I turn around and try to unlock the door only to find it locked. I turn the scythe back into a sniper and shot towards the door. It busted open and I ran out. It was a different room.

"What?"

This isn't where I came out from. It was dark in here. Where's the switch? I put my hands out in front of me trying to find a switch until I felt something. I flick it on and what do you know. I was in a kitchen and standing behind the counter was Mettaton.

"Hello my darlings and welcome to my cooking show! Today we have a special guest."

His long arms wrap around me and pulled me next to him facing the camera.

"We'll be preparing to cook a very healthy meal. A human being the main ingredient."

Your heart skips a beat. A human..... Is this guy even sane?! He takes out a chainsaw and pulls the string on it to get it working. You were getting ready to fight until a phone rang. Mettaton picks it up.

"Hello? Who might this be?"

"U-Um.... what if we're vegan?"

"Vegan? Oh! I've never thought of it that way. Well then, we'll just have to change it up a little bit."

Mettaton tells you to get a can from the top of the drawer. You look over to the side to see a can. Thank you for whoever called. You walk over to it and just when you were about to reach for it, it moved up towards the ceiling. Are you kidding me?! I am not going to climb up there. Your phone rings. You take it out to see an unknown number. You picked it up and answered.

"Hello?"

"It's me Alphys. I've installed some 'upgrades' to your phone and I won't be able to explain much, but use the jetpack I've installed to reach for it."

Jetpack? You swipe around your phone to see an app with a picture of a jetpack. Wut..... You pressed on it and your phone begins to shake. It lifts itself into the air and turns into a jetpack, latching itself onto your back. I have a freaking jetpack?! Cool. I mean, I feel a little stupid wearing this, but if it's going to keep him from killing you, you might as well use it to your advantage. You fly into the air towards the top of the drawer. Something whizzes past you. Oh..... it's just Mettaton. He started throwing ingredients towards you.

"Woah!"

You dodge the mixing bowl he threw. Why is he being such an a**? What have I ever done to you? You dodged and zig-zagged through the stuff until you reached the top. Mettaton tells you:

"Congratulations, you reached the top, but....."

"But what?"

"I've already made the recipe awhile ago, so you didn't have to get this can."

Are you serious? You slowly let yourself down to the ground and the jetpack reverts back into your phone. You hear him yell:

"Onwards to the next scene! Oh, by the way, I have a gift for you."

A gift? You look up only to be met with a bag of flour hit your face and explode covered you in flour. Your hands clench itself into a fist. You hear laughter behind you to see the cameraman laughing. You feel a bubbling rage inside you. You glare daggers at the cameraman, who completely stops laughing and starts shaking in fear.

Oh now I'm pissed. You brush the flour away from your clothes as best as you can and take a bag of flour with you. He's not gonna get away with that easily. You had to control your temper for a little longer.

*A few minutes later*

It was dark again. I can see sh*t in here. The lights flicker on, but very dim. Am I on stage? You see a crowd of monsters sitting and watching. They didn't come to attack you either. A spotlight turns on and was pointed towards the tower. It was Mettaton again, but this time, in a dress.

"Is that you? My love?"

What the f***? He walks down the stairs and stands in front of you.

"Have you come to sa-"

You weren't going to let him finish. You take some flour from the small bag in your pocket out and threw it in his face. Some monsters gasped while others began laughing. You walk past him with a straight face. He deserved it.

*Meanwhile.....*

Alphys had left to find (Y/n) and Undyne stayed at her house watching MTT.

*Papyrus's P.O.V*

I hope she's alright. I knock on Undyne's door and cross my arms. The door opens and Undyne doesn't look me in the eye.

"WHERE'S (Y/N)?"

Undyne points in her house. Why isn't she saying anything. I enter her house and see the television on. (Y/n) was there with..... Mettaton?! How did this happen?! I look towards Undyne for an explanation.

"Mettaton took her away. I couldn't reach out to help her."

"HE WHAT?!"

Where is she? I look towards the tv again and only to see Mettaton throw flour on her. That gay piece of sh*t. I storm out of the house. I know just where I'll find her.