The Girl with The Bad Handwriting

☾Chapter 21: No One Carries A Rusted Fork In Their Bag

Whenever my mom gets upset/angry, she always says "f*ck a doodle doo" and it's really hard for me to not laugh at that.

So, I try to hold my laugh in and I end up looking constipated. So😂

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I woke up this morning with a smile on my face, jeans covering my legs and a hoodies shielding me from the cold wind. Ok, so maybe I didn't go to sleep with a hoodie and jeans on. I put them on when I woke up and went to school. Yeah.

I also woke up to Violet screeching in my ear and permanently damaging my ear drums.

"Lavender, wake up!" Violent screams at me. Ha! Jokes on her! I'm a heavy sleeper, good luck with trying to wake me up today.

Oh and try she did. She even got out and air horn, and banged pots together, but what really got me was the worst thing she could have ever threatened me with! She said, and I quote.

"Lavender, if you don't wake up, I'll dye your eyebrows blonde myself." She said calmly and I could honestly care less, but that was not the most horrible thing she could have done to me.

"I'll fling your underwear into Kyle's room!" She raises her voice at me a little bit.

"Eh." I shrug, not really caring.

"You made me do this, I'll take your bacon!" My eyes instantly shot open at those words and I listened to her very carefully. "Oh yeah, you know what I'll do with your bacon next?"

"What?" I question, hesitantly.

"I'll eat it!" She hollers and I gasp, holding my chest as if I'm about to die from the pain.

"No!" I flop off my bed and get onto the ground, getting on my knees and looking up at the ceiling dramatically. I think I even cried too. It took Violent at least half an hour to calm me down and promise me she wouldn't steal my bacon.

"Do you promise?" I sniffle and look up at her, waiting for her answer.

"Yes, Lavender. I already promised how many times already." She sighs.

"Well you did threaten to kill my future hubby, I'm upset at you still. In fact," I pause and yell the rest of the sentence, being dramatic Lavender. "I'm furious!"

Getting onto the story, the thing she wanted to tell me was that her and Alex we're going steady. Trying to be a normal sister, I congratulated her, but nothing will prepare her for what I'll do to her boyfriend.

"You!" I narrow my eyes at the culprit standing in front of me.

"Me?" He questions and I nod.

"Yes you, get over here, Maggot!" I holler and some people in the hallway look at me with questioning glances. I notice he stays in place awhile, not following my orders. "When I give you an order, you follow it, Maggot!" He quickly fast walks and stands next to me.

"Tell me, what are your intentions with my baby sister, huh?" I pound on the locker that's next to his head and watch him gulp, obviously scared of me. Now let's get onto the fun part, threatening people! Ah, my favorite hobby.

"To be a gentleman to her and make her feel special and unique, even though she already is special and unique all on her own." He rambles.

"Ok," I back up from him a little bit, still holding my glare on him. "Just know, if you ever hurt my sister, I won't be so hesitant to stab your eye out with a rusty fork at school."

"That's obviously a lie, no one keeps a rusty fork in their bag." He says, finally finding some bravery inside of him while I readjust the fork in my bag so it's doesn't make me uncomfortable and because it's basically stabbing my back right now.

"Another thing you must know is if you do hurt my sister, don't be surprised when a football player comes looking for you, dead or alive." I smile down at him. "Bye now!" He scatters away from me.

"Already scaring away boys I see, Lavender." I hear a voice call out to me in the hallway and I turn around, seeing Kyle's hand stuffed in his pocket while he smirks at me.

"Good thing you're not a boy then!" I smile and wink at him, walking over to him. When I reach him, I lean my back against the lockers while his side leans against them.

"Really, you know you can check if you want to." Kyle leans in closer to me and whispers into my ear, biting his bottom lip as his minty fresh breathe fans across my face. Is it getting hot in here? Cus I'm getting very stuffy for no reason. Ha!

"Oh, god no!" I put my hand on his face, pushing him away and try to hide my red cheeks while he laughs. The bell rings and he looks up at the ceiling. "I'll see you later, M'lady." He walks off into the other direction while I shake my head at him, laughing. I walk down the hallway to my class and feel a presence besides me. "Looks like we're heading the same way, little lady." Kyle winks down at me and I scoff, rolling my eyes, unable to contain my smile.

"Oh wow, I never would have guessed that!" I say, sarcastically.

"I know right, same!" He replies with.

"What's up with you today?" I smile up at him and knock my shoulders with his.

"Nothing, just feeling happy." He smiles at me and does a ballerina twirl in the hallway. I look around and notice we're the only ones left in the hallway.

"You're gonna make us late." I laugh at him and push on his shoulder.

"Well then, we better hurry up before the tardy bell rings, huh?" He wraps an arm around my shoulders.

"But, I can't run that fast!" I pout.

"But, I can, there's a reason why I'm on the football team, Lavender." He says and I furrow my eyebrows.

"What's that gotta do with anything?" I ask.

He shakes his head at me before crouching his knees slightly, signaling for me to climb on his back. "Come on, I'll give you a piggy back ride!" I sigh and do as he says.

Next thing I know, we're racing through the halls with me laughing and smiling like a lunatic on Kyle's back. And what'd ya know, we actually made it before the tardy bell rang.

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Just in case if any of you get confused or whatever.

No, Kyle is not drunk or high, he's just really happy for some reason you'll find out soon.

I hope you all enjoyed!

Hugs and kisses!