☼ Chapter 28: I'm A New Rare Species

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Whenever I'm watching a horror movie, I grab my closest pet (out of 6 of them, usually my cat Baby😂) and hold onto him and say "protect me, Baby!"

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Whenever I'm watching a horror movie, I grab my closest pet (out of 6 of them, usually my cat Baby😂) and hold onto him and say "protect me, Baby!"

Then, I usually sit in the corner and cry til the movie is finished and say I didn't get scared from the jump scares.

I just love torturing myself.

Enjoy!

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Today's the day I've been regretting for about my whole entire life...maybe I'm being over dramatic about the whole entire life, then again, maybe I'm being too undramatic...

Point is, I knew this day would come and when this day comes, puns and jokes come along too. This is a serious topic that I need to stay away from, that's why I stole everyones phone that I know and made sure to change their date on their phone to yesterday. This day will not happen, I'll make sure of it!

I munch on my toast, making sure to stay quiet and keep an extra low profile on myself today.

"Hey, Lavender." Violet walks into the kitchen, standing besides me. "Isn't today-" I cut her off by covering her mouth with my hand.

"Don't finish that sentence if you want to keep your life." I look her in the eye dead serious and watch her nod her head. I remove my hand from her mouth, going back to eating my toast.

"Geez, next time I'll tell Sage to not eat your bacon." My ears perk up at 'bacon,' but I realize even bacon can't help me out today.

"Lavender's being eerily quiet and awfully suspicious." Ivory hums at me while my whole family stares at me as if I'm a new rare species. I mean, I probably am, but that's besides the point!!! I remain to keep a straight face, making sure to look at every single person in the eyeball for the same amount of time. You know, so they don't get suspicious.

"Last time she was this quiet was when she ran over the neighbor's mailbox and tried to act like she didn't." Violet comments and everyone nods along with her.

"Lavender, please don't tell us your temper got the best of you, please don't say you killed someone." Sage pleads and takes my silence as a yes. Idiot. "I don't want cute guys on TV to check me out while my sister is being put on trial!" Sage exclaims and pauses. "On second thought, I wouldn't mind that. Carry on with your killing spree, Lavender." Sage dismisses me with his hand and I roll my eyes at the lunatic.

Only Sage would want his sister to kill someone in order for cute guys to check him out while he's on TV...

"Holy cheese puffs, Sage, you idiotic lunatic. Are you insane?! If I wanted to kill someone it'll probably be you because you're being the most annoyingest of people today!" I shout at him, letting my bottled up temper get the best of me.

"That's not a real word, Lavender." Sage comments, spreading butter on his toast and I roll my eyes at him.

"Maybe she didn't run over someone's mailbox today..." Dad trails off.

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I arrived at school, trying to hide from the beasts that are currently hunting me down. I don't know what they'll do to me when they find me and I don't plan on finding out anytime soon!

They'll probably tie me up with rope or make me do their chores for them. Oh, the horror! Those monsters! The-

"Hey, Lavender!" Cherry exclaims while Sienna stands besides her with a smile plastered on their faces. I scream as loud as I can, capturing the attention of every single person in the hallway. Sienna stands besides me and wraps an arm around shoulders while Cherry hands me balloons and a big poster that greets me with 'Happy Birthday.'

You see the torture I get?! The force me to do chores by making me exercise and carry objects all around school!

"How'd you guys know it's my birthday today?" I mutter, upset that they found out.

"You're asking us how we remembered our best friend from 6th grade birthday?" Sienna raises an eyebrow at me and I nod my head.

"Yes, yes I am." I comment, seriously.

"You're birthday's the easiest to remember, it's easy peasy lemon squeeze." Cherry hums.

"That's so old." I mutter to her.

"Just like you, you 18 year old." Cherry knocks shoulders with me and I shake my head at her.

"You know what being 18 also means?" Sienna questions and my face pales. This is why I've been dreading for this day to happen!

"Don't answer-" Cherry cuts me off with a mischievous grin on her face.

"What?" She asks Sienna and I sigh, knowing they love torturing me.

"It's means you're finally legal." Sienna wiggles her eyebrows at me and I sigh.

"Hey, Sienna?" Cherry asks her. Oh god no.

"Yes, Cherry?" Sienna smiles at her.

"How old is my cousin again?"

"18, why?" Oh, kill me now!

"Oh, I think you know why!" They both jab me in the ribs with their elbows multiple times.

"You guys are bullies." I whine, rubbing my rib cage, hoping it's not bruised from getting jabbed twenty thousand times.

"I think we did a good job today, Cherry!" Sienna smiles, enthusiastically.

"Agreed, let's do this again next year!"

"No!" I stop them before they get any ideas, but I know I'm already too late when I see the grins plastered on both of their faces.

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Hope you guys enjoyed this short mini chapter!

I plan on uploading allot of chapters today and I plan on ending this book in about a week-7weeks from now on.

Xoxoxo

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