❝I'm just appreciating beauty that's right in front of me.❞
❝...You find an old woman dancing in her bra beauty?!❞
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Lavender Adeline is a strange girl, she always knew she was and so does her family and her best friends. When it comes to bu...
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I have to do this summer packet for math that has 60 questions.
Why you gotta do me like this school?!
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I sigh when I see Sage take another bite out of my bacon. My baby!
"Oh best brother in the world!" I crawl up to him at the table and beg like a dog. "May I please?" I stick out my bottom lip and give him my best puppy dog eyes.
"Nope!" He pops the 'P' and also pops the bacon into his mouth while I think of popping his head like a balloon or a zit.
"Rude! This is just!" I gasp in horror when I realize what it is. "This is Lavender abuse!" I point an accusing finger at him and sing 'dun dun duuun'
"Don't you mean animal abuse?" Sage tries to trick me but I'm smarter than that!
"No! Because Lavender is a color, you idiot!" I laugh when he has nothing to say. I sit there for a couple seconds, going over what he said and realize what he meant. "Huh, maybe the sun did fry my brain."
"Really? I remember you always acting this way." Sage hums and puts another piece of bacon in his mouth. I must get him distracted and steal back my children!
"Hey! I think I saw Megan Fox on tv wearing a white shirt and she jumped in the water." I try on him and watch him shrug.
"So?" He questions.
"Don't boys have these hormones and have fantasies about-" Sage cuts me off.
"-that's enough of that." He starts to stand up from the table, carrying the bacon with him.
"Enough of what?! I haven't even gotten started yet! Wait! Did you know I have a secret power!" I know he's already in his bedroom, not being able to hear me. "I'm able to swipe your bacon." I sob.
"See, I told you she talks to herself!" I turn around and see Kaitlin and overgrown rat, herself. "Hey Ivory," I say, cautiously.
"What?" She narrows her eyes at me.
"I think I saw something on your shorts, might wanna turn around." I narrow my eyes at her for no reason, just because she narrowed her eyes at me.
"No." She folds her arms over her chest and glares at me. "Come on Kaitlin, let's leave before she can loose more brain cells." She and Kaitlin walk out of the room after Kaitlin smiles and waves at me. Definitely an overgrown rat, no one shall dare speak to Lavender that way!
I know the perfect way to deflect her stupid insults! I ran upstairs and into my bedroom, grabbing a pair of sunglasses.
I put them on my face and smile in satisfaction. I go back downstairs and try to find any piece of bacon left in the fridge.
