❝I'm just appreciating beauty that's right in front of me.❞
❝...You find an old woman dancing in her bra beauty?!❞
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Lavender Adeline is a strange girl, she always knew she was and so does her family and her best friends. When it comes to bu...
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...my whole family is a pack of holler monkeys, I swear they are.
You should here them at a reunion, yelling, screaming, screaming and yelling, and yelling and screaming.
Enjoy the chapter!
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I blame Melissa. I blame her for everything. Everything that ever happened to me! I also blame her for the reason why I'm wearing a cheerleading outfit right at this very single moment. I don't even like skirts! Much less cheerleader outfits...
I'm in a bad mood if you couldn't tell. Kyle and me haven't been talking to each other for about three weeks and it doesn't help whenever he gets close to me, I run for the hills.
Anywho, the reason why I'm in this cheerleader outfit is to break Kyle and Melissa up! That sounded bad...let's try that again! I'm planning to ruin my crush and a cheerleaders relationship! I don't know about you, but that sounded like something Lavender would say.
Me, being the nice person I am, decided to try and steal Melissa's phone and actually see if she is cheating Kyle. You know, to be a good friend to him, nothing more, nothing less!
It all started with a banana peal...
"It's because I'm blocking out all of my haters." I readjust the glasses on my face and step backwards and end up hitting the dinning room table.
I turn around and look at the table, not seeing the banana peel on the floor and slip on it.
"Aww, come on! Are you serious?! Why must the world be so cruel?!" I yell from the ground, not wanting to stand up because I'm too lazy. Who leaves a freakin banana peel on the floor?! Overgrown rat people, that's who!
No, not that banana...
I tip toe to the stairs and look left and right, seeing if the coast is clear. Not seeing the banana peel on the first step, I step on it and tumble all the way down the stairs. Damn you bananas! I curse your existence!
Not that one either even though that was the first day I knew that I had a crush on him...
I feel something cold on the bottom of my feet, but before I can do anything I slip and fall on my butt. Is it sad to say I'm used to falling down in this house already? I'm so clumsy.
I look down towards my feet, trying to see what I slipped on and low and behold, I see my worst enemy ever! A freaking banana peel! I swear bananas will be the death of me in this household. Now I know how cartoon characters feel every time they step on a banana.
They get scared poopless!
Ok, ok! I get it! I slip on allot of bananas! This is the banana peel I'm talking about...
Getting fed up with life, I throw the banana peel away in the trash can, trying to get out of the crowd full of people practically surrounding me, trying to get to the trash can.
"Move people! Move your behinds!" I try to shove my way out of the crowd while people bump and get pushed into me. Where's my rusty fork when I need it! I finally manage to escape the crowd, taking in a deep breathe of fresh air when I get out.
Someone needs some deodorant...
I fast walk all the way back to the table where Sienna and Cherry are.
"I'm going to do something about it, I swear to you all!" I point at both of them with a crazed look in my eye.
"Why? Why do you want to do something about it? What if they're just rumors?" Cherry questions me and I sigh.
"If you were dating someone, wouldn't you want to know for sure if they were cheating on you or not?!" I questions both of them and watch them nod their head at me. "So that means we need to put an end to these rumors!" I put my fist up in the air, waiting for them to join in. "Really? No one? Ok." I put my fist back down to my side, seeing as they wont participate.
"Are you sure you aren't doing this for your sake instead of Kyle's sake?" Sienna raises an eyebrow at me.
"Maybe so, maybe not. The world may never know." I shrug to her.
"Ok, so how are we gonna get the phone from her? You do know she has it in her hand 24/7." Cherry comments and I nod my head at her when suddenly an idea pops up in my head.
"Wait a second! Do you know what today is?!" I jump up and down, getting excited.
"No." Sienna and Cherry say in unison and I shake my head at them. What a hopeless bunch.
"It's the football game today!"
"Since when are you ever excited about football." They ask me and I sigh. Must I explain everything to tweedle dee and tweedle dum?!
"Having a football game equals cheerleaders." I explain to them and see they're not catching on. "Melissa is the cheerleader captain and she will be doing tricks and flips. She won't have her phone on her and we can take it and see if she's really cheating on Kyle." I mutter and watch them both connect the dots.
"Oh." They mutter.
"But, how will we be able to find her phone? Only cheerleader can go in the locker rooms during game time and that's where they put all of their belongings." Sienna comments and I nod my head.
"That's where you two will come in, you guys will get to dress up as cheerleaders for the day and I'll be able to grab her phone while you two distract her." I must admit, I have a beautiful brain that can work it's wonders at times.
"Nah uh uh. Hold up. It's your idea so why don't you dress up as a cheerleader for the day?" Cherry crosses her arms over her chest.
"I can't wear it because she'll recognize me."
"Then we'll make you unrecognizable." Sienna smirks at me. I watch them both look at each other and smirk. I don't like where this is going...
"Maybe we shouldn't do the plan anymore. I mean it just sounds absolutely ridiculous..."I awkwardly laugh, not wanting to do the plan anymore.
"Oh no, you're not getting out of this one so easy, Lavender."
"Help." I gulp as my eyes become as wide as saucers.
