Dear Insanity... I messed up again.

Chapter 14!

I sat up glaring at who ever had the audacity to open the blinds.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!" I picked up my pillow and chucked it at the tall figure. Apparently I missed, because I heard Ivy burst into a fit of giggles as the pillow smacked Jesse in the face. He laughed, picking up the pillow and smacking me back. I grumbled, flopping back down on the bench groaning. "It's ENTIRELY too early for this shit." I growled.

"Hey, your 'dashing brit' isn't going to wait all day, princess." Ivy teased.

"YOU READ MY TEXTS?! YOU LITTLE..." I shot up and raced after her, fully prepared to strangle every last bit of life out of her. I hopped out the door, slammed past Gage and Luke, who cussed incoherently before Luke made a smart comment.

"WHO WOKE THE KRAKKEN?!" He yelled, picking up the tower of beer cans they were building. See? Men NEVER grow up, they just get bigger and replace their blocks with beer cans.

"YOU'RE NEXT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" I screamed over my shoulder. Ivy ran faster and looked over her shoulder. She ran onto the grass and toppled to the ground falling on top of a smirking Danny.

"Morning to you too, love. Coming on a bit strong aren't we?" He raised his eyebrow.  Ivy's eyes grew wide and the blood rose to her cheeks.

"UNHAND THE MAIDEN, FOUL BEAST!" I screamed before tackling Ivy and sending her sprawling off of him. "See? Rescued the princess!" I smiled like a kid in a candy shop.

Ivy sighed. "Alexandria Jade.... GET OFF. NOW." I poked out my bottom lip. Before I could process what was happening, I was lifted off of her.

"What the...?" I twisted around to see Danny scowling at me. I couldn't help myself. I grinned ear to ear.

  "I don't like that cheeky..." He didn't even get a chance to finish before I bit him. "HEY NOW! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" He squirmed trying to get away.

"Yeah, guess I should have warned you.... She's borderline cannibal." Ivy laughed.

"BENNNN!!!! COME REMOVE YOUR LEECH!" He screamed, trying to shake me loose. I growled. "That was almost cute, Are you taking lessons from the neighbor's rat dog?"

Ben rounded the bus, rubbing his eyes. "God damn it, you and your damned loud arse mouth." He grumbled. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Danny's "attachment". "God damn it, Danny! What'd you do to piss her off?"

"ME?! She's biting ME if you haven't noticed, ya love struck fairy!" I bit down harder, causing Danny to shake his arm more violently. "Oh, let go already!" Instead, I wrapped my legs around his knees, sending him to the ground in a heap. "BEN! SHE'S KILLING ME! GOD DAMN IT!"

Ben laughed.

"YOU ARSE!"

A sudden pressure on my left ear made me let go. He was bleeding. Mission accomplished. Ha! See if he'll mess with me again!

"ALEXANDRIA JADE CORSON! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!" Ivy ranted, yanking my ear. My attention shifted back to Danny, who was rubbing the sore spot on his arm, pouting. She yanked my ear again. "PAY ATTENTION!"

"HE PISSED ME OFF!"

"So you bite him like he's a fucking chew toy?" Ivy asked, her expression between pissed and amused.

"He doesn't squeak." I said, panting.

"Nice observation, genius." Ivy said, swatting me.

"Owwie." I rubbed my head and flopped into the grass. "Just leave me here to die." I said, mocking Lilo from Lilo and Stitch.

"What's wrong with her? You should have her head looked at." Danny said, growling.

"MY MOTHER HAD ME TESTED, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

Ben was on the ground now, clutching his sides. "You guys are too much." He walked to my side and helped me up. "Let's go. Just you and me."

"Gage will kill me." I answered noticing his eyes for the first time.

"He'd have to get through me first, and no one messes with the Brits!" He smiled warmly.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? Mr. Doe eyes over there..." Danny spat. "No worries, mate. I'll just get rabies and then gangrene and die."

"She got her shot." Ivy said, smiling. "You should have seen the restraints needed for that..."

Danny laughed. "Want to go have a beer?"

"This early?" She said. "Besides, I don't drink."

"Well, no girl in my presence will refuse a drink made by the infamous Dsnop!" She reluctantly let Danny pull her toward the huge bus.

"Well, that fixes that." Ben said. "To the cab!" He smiled.

I followed him, a smile plastered on my face.