Marvel Imagines And One-Shots

I'm Your Teacher Damn it(Loki x Reader)

Prompt: you Showing Loki around New York/how to actually use technology and how NOT to set the kitchen on fire

Warnings: None

Requested By: TiffIsNotNormal 
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"Loki come on!!" You whine. "I already took Thor on a tour, you need one too!"

"I do not need a tour of this petty world." Loki scoffs as you follow him to the elevator. 

"Too late!" You sing as you press for the ground floor on the elevator. Loki rolls his eyes as the doors open again, with a smile you pull him out and onto the street. "Okay! First off I have to show you Dylan's Candy Bar! It is the best!"

"What is this Dylan's Candy Bar?" Loki demands as you hail a cab. "And doesn't Stark have cars."

"You have to have the full experience!" You smile as a cab pulls up next to you both, you slide in with a smile and pull Loki in with you. "Dylan's Candy Bar, please."

**TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BUY ZOE (Meowlnir ) TRYING TO GIVE ME A TIME SKIP BUT INSTEAD SAYING 'I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD' TO Fandoms_Hero **

"That was quite a good bar," Loki smiles. "Is that what Stark gets intoxicated on?"

"No." You laugh while shaking your head as you both stroll down a sidewalk in Central Park. "We had all kinds of candy! Stark drinks all kinds of alcohol." 

"Oh right." Loki shakes his head as he lets out a laugh. "And this park is called?"

"Central Park." You reply.

"Why is it called Central Park?" Loki demands as you start to walk to the road again.

"Because it's the center of New York or as center as it can get." You explain, he laughs as you hail another cab.

"So where to?" Loki demands.

"Back home." You reply. "I'll show you the rest tomorrow, a different thought struck my mind a few seconds ago."

"And what is that?" Loki demands as you both slide into the back seat of the car.

"Teaching you how to not burn down the tower." You chuckle. "Avengers Tower please."

**ANOTHER TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY Fandoms_Hero BEING STUPID AF**

"Are you sure about this Y/N?" Loki questions as you hold up an iPad and watch him look down to the stove.

"I will get this portion done today." You state. "Even if it kills me."

"It just might!" Tony cackles as he walks by the kitchen, you glare at his retreating figure before looking back to Loki.

"Alright, what are you going to do?" You demand.

"I'm going to explain how this 'Ipad' works as I take out these cookies." He replies while looking to you to see if he had gotten everything, you smile with approval before setting the Ipad down. 

"Alright, Loki." You continue to smile as you clap your hands. "You got this."

"There is a button at the bottom of the device that has to home screen and Siri, once I have unlocked the Ipad there are app choices on the home screen." He explains as he slowly opens the oven and pulls out the cookie sheet.

"YES OH, MY THOR YOU DID IT LOKI!!" You screech, causing him to drop the cookie sheet on the ground. One of the cookies flies off in the process and goes back into the oven.  (Don't exactly know how this happens but just roll with it, please.) The whole oven bursts into flames as you slowly back away.  "How the actual fuck did this happen?"

"Step back Y/N." Loki orders as he freezes the fire, you sigh in relief. He had stopped it before the smoke alarms went off and more importantly Natasha kicked your ass for interrupting her training time.

"Thanks, Loki." You mutter with a small smile. "At least it didn't end up totally horrible."

"At least." Loki repeats.

"How about we go outdoors tomorrow and not do this whole kitchen stuff anymore." You offer, Loki smiles.

"I believe that'll be fun," Loki smiles, you nod as you start to pick up the cookies.

"This is probably gross but I'm still going to eat these."

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