Marvel Imagines And One-Shots

Sentences P2

PROMPT: LOOK AT DA TITLE

Warnings:

Submitted By: Niamhy2810 
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"Lemme get this straight, you throw away my god damn plums and bought apples?!"
With Bucky

You bite into your apple with a satisfied smile while leaning against your kitchen counter, you and Bucky had moved in together about a month ago and neither of you could be happier. Except for the fact that you two have very different tastes in fruits.

You watch as Bucky tiredly walks into the kitchen and opens the fridge door to grab something to eat before his morning run with Steve, you take another bite from your apple before turning around and busying yourself with something.

"Y/N? Where are my plums?" Bucky demands.

"I uh threw them away, wasn't enough room for the apples and they were going bad anyways." You explain without turning around to face your boyfriend.

"Wait wait wait, lemme get this straight, you throw away my god damn plums and bought apples?!" He shrieks, yes shrieks.

"Yeah, they're better anyways." You innocently shrug, he takes a deep breath before kissing your forehead and walking out the front door.

**TIME SKIP TO A THE NEXT MORNING**

You open the fridge to grab one of your apples to see them gone.

And a bag of plums in their place.

"Oh this means war assbutt."

Prompt: Title 

Warnings:

Submitted By: cheyenneluvthegamer 
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"NO DON'T THROW THEM AWAY! I WANT TO DRAW FACES ON THEM AND NAME THEM FRED AND GEORGE!" 
With Pietro

You dig through the fridge and grab the oranges, they had gone bad and I mean really bad. You sigh and grab the bag, walking over to the trash, you open the lid and are about to toss them in when a scream stops you.

"NO! DON'T THROW THEM AWAY! I WANT TO DRAW FACES ON THEM AND NAME THEM FRED AND GEORGE!" Your boyfriend, Pietro Maximoff, screams while speeding into the kitchen.

"Piet, there's more than two in here." You reply while holding the bag up. "And they've gone bad!"

"All oranges deserve the chance to be happy." He replies. "And this will make them all happy."

"Pietro, no it won't." You sigh while rubbing your temples. "They're oranges."

"ORANGES ARE PEOPLE TO!"

"If I give you the god damned oranges will you never say that again?" You question.

"Orange you appealing?" He smirks, your smile drops before you chuck the fruits at the speedster. "I KNOW YOU SECRETLY LOVE MY PUNS!"

"Keep dreaming." You scoff before turning back to the fridge to finish the job of cleaning.

Prompt: Title

Warnings: Swearing

Submitted By: AvengeMySoul
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"I pledge allegiance to that ass."
With Steve and Bucky

You wake up with a pounding headache and your guy for the night sleeping next to you, your eyes scan the new room (you assume it's his) before you push yourself up to get dressed. 

Within five minutes, you were out of there and waiting on the sidewalk for Steve and Bucky to come and pick you up, you had texted them before grabbing a granola bar from the guys cupboard.

Finally, an old time looking car pulls up onto the curb and the front window rolls down. Revealing a smirking Bucky and Steve, you roll your eyes before climbing into the back seat.

"So, you have fun?" Bucky chuckles.

"Shut up." You mumble while crossing your arms, Steve laughs before pulling away from the curb and starts the long journey back to the tower.

**TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR PUN GAME...BECAUSE DAMN Y/N YOUR PUN GAME IS STRONG!**

You walk into the training room to see Bucky and Steve training together, you smirk and lean against the doorframe as the two bend down and rest their hands on their knees to catch their breathes.

"Damn." You mutter before placing your hand on your heart. "Boys! I pledge allegiance to those asses!" 

"Y/N, stop." Bucky whines. 

"Oh, you know you love it." You chuckle before walking out of the training room, only to quickly rush back and take a picture with your phone.

"Oh, she's/he's dead now." 

Prompt: Title godddddd

Warnings: Nothing much

Submitted By: user65800005 
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"STOP! I'm not short nor cute!"
With Wanda

Bruce had experimented, and it had sprayed you all over. It hadn't affected you till the next morning, Wanda was out with Natasha and half the other team so you woke up alone. Everything in your room looked smaller than it had before but you shook it off and slide off the side of your and Wanda's shared bed. 

The fall was longer than you had expected, you rubbed your tired eyes and walked over to the mirror but before you had got there you looked at your hands. They were tiny little fists that someone, maybe four years old, would have. Quickly you speed walked to the mirror to see what had happened.

You were four years old.

Well, you looked the part.

The girl in the mirror touches her forehead just as you do, she follows your every move. Your eyes widen in fear before you let out an ear piercing scream that people in Japan must've heard, you hear crashing in the hall before your door is kicked open.

Steve stands with his shield raised but he can't see you because your bed blocks you from anyone in the doorway.

"Steve, I'm FOUR!" You shriek, he jumps and quickly rushes around the bed.

"Awe." He whispers before picking you up.

"Put me down before I slit your throat!" You shriek. 

"Y/N, yup you're still in there." Steve mumbles before walking with you in his arms to the kitchen.

**TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUCKY KNOWING THE GOLDEN GIRLS ACTRESSES PERSONALLY**

"Hello? Guys, I'm home!" Wanda's voice rings throughout the tower, your small eyes widen as the cookie in your hands drops to the floor. Tony chuckles at your action (he was in charge of watching you for the day) before he picks up the cookie and hands it to you.

"Awe! Who's this cute little shorty?" Wanda giggles while coming over to you sitting on the counter, you purse your lips as she picks you up and rests you on her hip.

"Stop! I'm not short nor cute!" You whine as you sit up in her arms.

"Y/N?" Wanda demands.

"You're in charge of her now." Tony scoffs before walking away to the lab. "Bruce needs my help anyways trying to fix the serum."

"You two did this?" Wanda questions.

"Yeah, those assbutts." You whine while crossing your small arms.

"Y/N, no swearing." Tony jokes, you narrow your eyes.

"I'll take care of those two, then how about we go out for ice cream. Sound fun Y/N/N?" Wanda questions, her voice a higher octave.

"I'm still me Wanda." You whine. "But free ice cream, sure I'm in."