Marvel Imagines And One-Shots

The Witches Are Dating (Wanda x Reader)

Prompt: Tony Being Tony

Warnings: Eh, swearing and you may or may not injure the billionaire horribly.

Requested By: loverbug1123 
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"S'cuse me bitch." You state while holding your hand in the air. "I have dibs on the last slice."

"Seriously Y/N?" Clint whines as you wave your hands, causing the pizza to fly into your hands. "I'm hungryyyyy."

"Then go friggin buy another pizza, I was smart and saved mine. You. Can't. Eat. It." You sing back, just as Wanda walks into the room. She waves her hands and takes the slice from your hands, you glare at her but make no move to get the slice back.

"THE WITCHES ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN!" Tony's voice rings throughout the room, only succeeding in the chance to deepen your glare.

"Don't let him get to you Y/N/N." Wanda sighs while sitting on the top of the couch. "He's been doing this even before you read my mind and figured out that I liked you."

"He's an ass." You mumble. "And I swear to the mighty Thor if he continues, Ima kick his ass all the way passed Asgard." 

"Oh, big threat from a little girl/guy." Clint squeaks, you move your hand to the side and Y/F/C mist surrounds both your hand and his body. You quickly jerk it, causing him to fly out the window and down to the balcony below.

"Y/N, what have I told you about throwing Clint?" Steve groans while opening the fridge. 

"That I can do it as long as he doesn't end up dead again."

"That is not what I said."

**TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY CLINT FACING ARROW....WHO WILL WIN?!?!?**

Seriously I want your opinions on this

"I can't believe you two are dating." Tony sighs while leaning against the counter in the kitchen, you purse your lips while turning to the billionaire. "The two witches, a team then and now. WAIT! Were you dating all this time? Like during Ultron to?!"

"Tony, we didn't even know each other." You deadpan.

"You witches were a great team." He shrugs in response, earning an eye roll from you.

"You done?" You demand.

"WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS ARE THEY GOING TO BE WITCHES TOO?!"

"Shut the fuck up please."

"I'm serious, will they have red mist or Y/F/C mist? OR BOTH!?"

**TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY TONY BEING TORTURED WITH COUNTRY MUSIC**

"Y/N, I'm worried." Wanda sighs while sitting next to you on the couch. "You've been really stressed these days and....are you alright?"

"Are you sure I can't successfully murder a billionaire without anyone finding out?" You reply. "Because I think I could do it."

"It's Tony isn't it?" She questions.

"If I answer, will you help me murder him?" You demand.

"You always did have a temper." Wanda mutters. "And you and I both know that I already know the answer."

"So that's a yes?" You question.

"You know I love you right and Tony's just trying to get under our skins. If you keep showing that it's bothering you, he's going to keep going." She replies. "So why don't we just watch a movie and forget about it."

"......Maybe I could hide him in a dumpster."

"Y/N."

"Sorry, okay. Movie, yeah..."

MINUTES LATER

"STEVE COULD HELP ME PUT HIS BODY IN THE OCEAN, HE KNOWS THAT PLACE WELL!"

"Y/N!"

"SORRY!"

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So I hope this was at least kind of what you were hoping for....

Sorry if it wasn't

Requests are still open

Sorry It's short

Why am I saying sorry so much?

I don't know anymore, I need sleep so peace out y'all

-Author Out