Jeremy
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"Fuck I'm tired, I fucking hate the ocean"
Jeremy said to himselfJeremy got off his canoe and onto the docks
"Who are you?"
A tall guy with a crown on said"I'm Jeremy"
"Where did you come from"
"Uhhh, ok, so when a mommy and daddy love each other very muc-"
"I know you came out of a vagina, I meant what kingdom"
"Ummmmmm Sketchersland"
*Gasps in surprise*
"Briefcase get the guards, and you, don't go away"
An Asian guy also wearing a crown ran away from the docks
"As much as I want to, I just rowed here nonstop for twenty four hours, I really can't go anywhere"
...
3 minutes later
...
"Guards arrest this terrorist"
Briefcase said pointing to Jeremy"Bitch what the fuck did I do?"
Jeremy complained sitting down"Nothing, you're just from Sketchersland"
Jeremy sighed getting up
For some odd reason
He felt like he heard this from somewhere
*cough cough* the comedy of errors *cough cough*
Blah blah blah
Jeremy was taken to prison
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EMMA TOLD ME TO UPDATE SO I RUSHED THIS BUT THEN AGAIN I RUSH EVERY CHAPTER SO YEAHBYEEEE
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The Wasabi Kingdom
SonstigesSpin-Off of The Soy Sauce Chronicles WARNING THIS BOOK CONTAINS OFFENSIVE CONTENT S - [6/19/16] F - [12/26/16]