Btw this book is most likely gonna be boring
Jeremy
...Jeremy woke up for another day in hell
Blah blah blah
He got dressed for school
Once he arrived
He was attacked by his best friend
Kim
Kim was bi-polar and Asian
So basically
Asian
"JEREMYYYYY"
She yelled as she jumped on Jeremy"KIMMMMMMM"
He replied"Did you hear about the transfer students?"
"Yeah, aren't they coming from PopularLand?"
"You bet your sweet non-existing ass they are"
...
Jeremy arrived to English classEveryone there was talking about random stuff then everyone got quiet when the door opened
Two Asians and another person with a race that I still don't know then walked in
Then the witch spoke
"Everyone, these are your new classmates,"
Then she turned to them
"Introduce yourselves whores""Oh, well, I'm Trinity,"
The Asian in glasses spoke"And I'm Cornonthekobe or you can just call me The"
The guy said"I'm Hadiyah"
The person in glasses and a flower crown spoke"TERRORIST"
Some shouted out"Shut the hell up they just fucking got here and they're kids"
The wicked witch spoke"Yeah but they're from PopularLand"
Another irrelevant person shouted"Yeah, that makes them our enemies"
Then the whole room started arguing because they're all dumbasses
Jeremy wasn't paying attention
He was too busy reading something on his phone with an app called
VoltTampons
(Think about it cause I laughed my ass off thing about this)He already knew that the new kids were gonna have a hard time
And he hated that
He wanted equality
But that's probably never gonna happen since their kingdoms are rivals
But he came up with a plan
A plan to unite both kingdoms
So they no longer fight with each other anymore
So after class ends
Phase 1 will commence
...
Yay what shitty book alreadyAt least I did something
Also I know this book is already moving fast
But guess what
You're not supposed to take it seriously
And yeah
I know I said i would update yesterday
But I didn't so deal with it
Anyways
Byeeeeee
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The Wasabi Kingdom
De TodoSpin-Off of The Soy Sauce Chronicles WARNING THIS BOOK CONTAINS OFFENSIVE CONTENT S - [6/19/16] F - [12/26/16]