I'll make a host out of you

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A Bit Cliche

[I'ʟʟ Mᴀᴋᴇ A Mᴀn Oᴜᴛ Oғ Yᴏᴜ - Mᴜʟᴀɴ]

[Hᴏsᴛ Cʟᴜʙ x Nᴇᴡ Hᴏsᴛ!Rᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ]

[Tʜɪs sᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴘᴀᴏʀᴏᴅʏ ᴏғ "I'ʟʟ Mᴀᴋᴇ A Mᴀɴ Oᴜᴛ Oғ Yᴏᴜ" I ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs, I ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅɪᴅ, ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ.]



You stood in front of the infamous host club, you, ____ ____, were one of the new host to join. Boy, do you wish you weren't. A frowned as upon your face as Tamaki had pointed a long finger at you.

"You, _____, will be trained to be one of the greatest host! Am I clear?" Tamaki said grinning.


Let's get down to business,

Bring your smile and charm.

Did you take a shower? Water won't do any harm.

"We have to whip you into shape! You two,--" Tamaki said pointing to the twins, "Call a designer, these commoner clothes won't do." he continued. The twins nodded as they ran off to the make call.

"Did you shower?" Tamaki asked you.

You were shocked at first before angered, "Of coursed I did! Why wouldn't I!?" you asked in utter shock. "Only making sure. Kyoya, call the hairstylist!" He ordered. Kyoya nodded as he went off to make the call.

You're the saddest commoner I've ever met.

But you can bet, before we're through.

Miss, I'll make a host out of you!

"Now, as a host you need to learn to stand tall." Tamaki spoke as he gestured you to stand tall, however, you only slouched more. Tamaki sighed dramatically, "No, no. Upwards." He said placing his hand on your shoulder and moving your head straight.

"Come on! I'm good as me, I shouldn't have to change." you groaned out in annoyance.

As handsome as royal, with a smile of charm.

Once you find your section, you'll be sure to win.

"That cannot do! Japan requires students to part take in a club, and seeing all clubs are full. The host club is the place for you." Tamaki said proudly. The twins had came back with a woman who wore all formal attire, as Kyoya soon followed in with another woman.

"Good they're here! Now Operation 'Make ____ A Host' starts now!" Tamaki said as he moved you towards the hairstylist first. "Darling, you have many dead ends. I must help you!" The girl said as she pulled you to a small chair. She sat you down as she then proceeded to cut your hair.

You're a money less, hopefully, helpless girl. (A/N: I changed it a bit)

And you don't know the host ways, somehow I'll make a host out of you!

Tamaki waltzed around the room telling you the rules and ways of hosting. You sighed to yourself as you awaited for the woman to finish.

"I'm never gonna hear the end of this."

The twins watched as the stylist finished her job, "You're all done, now give me a pose." She said smiling, you gave her a small glared as you gave her a lazy pose. Tamaki sighed as he made way to you, "Now, ____, that's not the way of posing." he said.

Hikaru and Kaoru watched as Tamaki proceeded to walk you through the 'poses' of a proper host.

"Say goodbye to the ones who knew her."

"____, try again." Tamaki said sighing as he pressed his fingers against his forehead in irritation.

'Boy, was I a fool for trying to help them.' Tamaki thought.

"He's got her scared to death."Mori spoke as he watched you growing annoyed and storming away to only be greeted by Tamaki once more. You jumped back in surprise and looked at him.

"Hope she doesn't eat my cake.."

"I am trying to help you." Tamaki said looking at you, crossing your arms you turned and looked away. "I don't need it." you answered. Tamaki snapped his fingers as the designer had pulled you away to get changed.

"Now I wish I could help her." Tamaki sighed as he watched you flailing your arms in the woman's hold. "This is assault! I'm suing!" you yelled being pulled into enclosed room space.

(Be a host)

We must be as charming as the royal family.

(Be a host)

With all the force of our incredible looks.

(Be a host)

With all the strength of all our money

Mysterious as Kyoya's little black book.


It was time for the big reveal, the remaining host club stood together as you were then pushed out of the enclosure. You wore an annoyed look as you stared down the hosts. "I think you're ready to be a host."

"No way in God's name will I do this." you replied.

[ The person who came up with it was Kylie M (Not putting the last name for safety) ]

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