Glossary
RP/RPC: Role play/role play chat. Participants each pick a character and write that character's part of the story.
OOC: Out of character. Marks any comments from the author, not the character
IRL: In "real" life
Askdkskdiiejrnb;&:$1?2!!!: Exclamation of intense fangirl excitement
> planes are boring somebody entertain me pls
This rat! I offered to tweet him, and he declined, and now here he is on his private account asking for entertainment.
+ Entertain yourself. No, wait, entertain /me/.
> Look who's back from the dead!! Have you heard the news?
+ ???
> Mitch. In a gondola. In Venice... with Scott. Askdkskdiiejrnb;&:$1?2!!!
+ Pics?
> Nobody got any :c Ugh, it's probably not even true, is it? I'm just a sad, desperate fangirl.
+ Even now? After three years?
> I know they're hopeless IRL, but the beautiful thing about shipping is that reality only matters when it's convenient.
Don't say that.
+ They're not hopeless. They're soulmates.
> Yeah, that's what I thought too.
+ Scott...
> Huh?
+ Nvm.
> I'm so confused.
+ We're not hopeless. We'll figure it out.
> Are you suggesting we lock them in a room together until they kiss?
+ Hold up, I'm not talking about that. We just need to be friends again.
> Idgi. Who's "we?"
Here goes.
+ Us. Scömìche.
> We're Scömìche? And I'm Scott? Lol, okay. Like a role play chat?
So much for revealing my secret identity. Another message pops up in my direct messages a moment later.
> I haven't done a RPC since Neopets. This is weird. In a cool way.
> Nostalgic.
What a nerd. This is gonna be interesting.
> What's the setting?
+ Pentatonix broke up recently. We're at the frat house.
> Okay. Scott comes home from the gym. He's shirtless and glistening with sweat.
+ OOC/ Are you kidding me??? I could be nine for all you know!
> Scott comes home from the gym. He's fully-clothed and kind of smelly.
+ Mitch smiles. "How's it going?" It's good to see Scott active. He just wants him to be happy again. He's not expecting much of a response, though.
