This girl I can't win?~ (Smexy x Reader)

~Let us get to know each other~

**Your POV**

You stared down at the rose Smexy had given you.

'How in the hell did he know what my favorite color was? Maybe it was by chance?' You began frantically thinking. 'Maybe he's a god damn stalker! Oh god, that's why he wanted to take me home so bad isn't it?' 

You shook your head. It's not like you'd see him again anyway so no need to worry, right? Besides, you just needed to go into town to go shopping for some groceries, it's not like a creepy guy like him would show up at the store in public's eye right?

You got ready to leave your house and put on your shoes when there was a sudden knocking at your door. 

"Who could that be?" You muttered to yourself. You reached for the door, and opened it to a tall slender figure you instantly recognized.

"Hey there, need a walk into town?" He asked. Of course. It was Smexy.

"What the hell are you doing here?" You asked him, your thoughts beginning to lean towards the side where they believed he was a stalker.

"I just wanted to make sure you were safe after last night. It appears so. Let's go to town together," He began, but you attempted to shut the door. He put his foot in the way and smiled. "Come on Sugar, you're going to starve if you hide out in your shelter any longer. Did you think I didn't notice that you looked pretty hungry?"

"Ugh you are so annoying. Whatever, let's go to town then," you growled, opening the door and stepping out. You closed the door and looked at him sternly. "Don't try anything funny or I will scream so loud the police will show up in moments!"

He smiled. "Whatever you say sweet cheeks."

You frowned and reluctantly began to walk with him. You just wanted some food! Not this creep to show back up and follow you around!

You felt his hand brush against yours for a moment. "Don't fucking touch me, we're just going to get groceries, then you're leaving, got that?"

"I actually had something better in mind. Why don't I take you out for breakfast? We'll get groceries afterward but you're starving I can tell."

"Are you asking me out on a morning date?"

"Not exactly, but if that's how you think of it then, yes, I suppose I am."

What options did you really have here? The guy was offering you free food, and it's not like you'd be together afterwards, he was just buying you breakfast...

"Whatever, what place do you have in mind?" you asked.

He looked at you for a moment. "I'd say iHop would be just fine," he said. "Who doesn't like waffles and pancakes?"

Your stomach growled. You were in it for the food, not the romance crap. Or that's what you told yourself anyway.

"Sounds fine," You answered.

"So, how about you tell me a few things about yourself hm?"

"Ew, no. Why?"

"We might be walking for awhile so what a better way to pass the time? Here I'll tell you a little about myself. I have 3 other brothers, they look a little like me ya know?" he began, and then pulled out a cigarette, put it in between his lips and lit it before beginning to smoke. "I think one of them would really like to meet you some time. They call him Splendorman, he makes people happy. Then again, he's happy to meet anyone. The poor guy has been alone for awhile at the house and not allowed to leave lately."

"Wouldn't you think that if they look anything alike to you that the public would shun them?"

"Wow, harsh. Nah, he's got a face unlike the rest of my family. He's a cute little guy really. Kids love 'em. The other two? Well one of them blends into public really nice you see? He's a total hipster. They call him Trenderman. Slenderman however... He's a loner naturally. He just chills out in the trees."

"I think I've heard of Slenderman but I never knew the guy had brothers, let alone that he was real."

"Oh he's very real. You could come and meet them if you want... But not today, we can save that for another time. Do you have any family?"

You told him about the members in your family (This is supposed to count really according to you, I can't force you to have a random family. If you don't have family, you tell him about your friends or people you wish you were close to).

"They sound nice. Maybe one day you'll introduce them to me," Smexy purred.

"Oh knock it off," You said.

The two of you strolled into town and he lead you to iHop, opening the door for you once you arrived.

"Ladies first," he murmured, his voice deep and husky.

You wondered why his voice suddenly changed, but  everything seemed a little more romantic somehow.

"Oh, uh, thank you," You replied and entered the restaurant. He followed behind you, shark grinning all the way to the table.

You both picked up menus and scanned over the items before deciding what you would order.

"What are you ordering lovely?" He asked.

You told him exactly what dish you were ordering and he smiled.

"That's what I'm getting too! How ironic that we chose the same thing, we think so alike~" he murmured.

'Ew,' you thought.

He chuckled as though he'd heard your thought and then a waitress appeared and you both ordered. While you were waiting for your food he turned back to you.

"Who do you live with?" he asked.

"I don't live with anyone, I live all by myself... You better not be planning anything creepy," You answered.

He shrugged. "I was just curious. I wasn't kidding about getting to know you."

"Why do you want to know so much about me?"

"I was hoping we could meet up more than this one time... It'd be a shame if we lost contact. Your one of the only friendly souls I can have an actual chat with." Technically he wasn't lying either, but you didn't know that. He'd never really had a decent conversation with a human before...

"Aren't you the one who's been abducting women through out the night around here? You sound awfully close to a description an old man warned me about once."

He shook his head. "I might seem like a creep but I'd never abduct anyone." Technically that wasn't a lie either (All of the women and men he'd fucked had gone willingly with him), but you didn't know that either.

"At least you admit your a creep. Alright, we'll see about meeting again, but you better not screw up this first one," you said.

"Lovely, thanks for giving me a chance." He smiled his shark grin and you swore you saw something white and thin crawl out from the back of his jacket...